my mom found the one soul food spot in north chicago and they had a sweet potato waffle that was filled with chicken that came with chicken boob (aka breast) draped in nutmeg hot sauce and now i love her even more for finding this glorious, dream-like meal
I got called ugly by a 3 year old and she threw a lego at me and dropped her ice cream in my dreads.
In my head I was like: “YOU LIL ASS HOE AGH I JUST WASHED THIS SHIT IT SMELLED LIKE MANGOS THIS MORNING YOU NAZI GINGER CHILD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE I SAID I LIKED YOUR SHOES I OFFERED YOU MY PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!”
What I verbally said: “ohhhhh heeey……wow. It’s ok………lil buddy……”
If you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky enough to have sex with her, you deseve to tread on only lego for the rest of your stupid life.